Shannon's Quotes Page
   
Quotes by Women
 
I never realized until lately that women were supposed to be inferior.
--- Katharine Hepburn

Women are like tea bags...they don't know how strong they are till they get into hot water!
--- Eleanor Roosevelt

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
--- Rita Rudner

If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?
--- Cynthia Heimel

Man forgives woman anything save the wit to outwit him.
--- Minna Antrim

Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?
--- Carrie Snow

If you obey all of the rules, you miss all of the fun.
--- Katharine Hepburn

The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
--- Gloria Leonard

The trouble with some women is they get all excited about nothing and then they marry him.
--- Cher

I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
--- Katherine Cebrian

Happiness is good health and a bad memory.
--- Ingrid Bergman

Normal is in the eye of the beholder.
--- Whoopi Goldberg

People call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that distinguish me from a doormat.
--- Rebecca West, 1913

My mother buried three husbands...and two of them were only napping.
--- Rita Rudner

How many husbands have I had? You mean, apart from my own?
--- Zsa Zsa Gabor

I don't sleep with happily married men.
--- Britt Ekland

I think, therefore I'm single.
--- Liz Winston

I rely on my personality for birth control.
--- Liz Winston

Never trust a husband too far or a bachelor too near.
--- Helen Rowland

Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't.
--- Margaret Thatcher

Why is it when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?
--- Lily Tomlin

I thought I told you to wait in the car.
--- Tallulah Bankhead, on seeing a former lover for the first time in years.

When mom found my diaphragm, I told her it was a bathing cap for my cat.
--- Liz Winston

All sins are attempts to fill voids.
--- Simone Weil




 
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